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Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
User: The Beatles, Queen, the Beach Boys.
Cleverbot: What beach do you mean?
User: I mean the Beach Boys, like Mike Love and Carl Wilson and Brian Wilson.
Cleverbot: Good for you are you chinese or something?
User: No I'm american.
Cleverbot: Dang American. What city are you from?
User: Detroit.
Cleverbot: Where is detroit?
User: In Michigan.
Cleverbot: Which country is that in?
User: The United States.
Cleverbot: Which state?
User: Michigan.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: No it's a dream.
User: Is this just fantasy?
Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide.
User: With no escape from reality.
Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy.
User: NO. Open your eyes, look up to the skies.
Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
User: Because I'm easy come easy go.
Cleverbot: Little high, little low.
User: Anyway the wind blows.
Cleverbot: Doesn t really matter.
User: To meeeee. To me.
Cleverbot: To me.
User: Mama, I just killed a man.
Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.
User: Pulled my trigger now he's dead.
Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun.
User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Cleverbot: Mama, oooh.
User: Didn't mean to make you cry.
Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.
User: Carry on, carry on.
Cleverbot: As if nothing really matters.
User: Too late, my time has come.
Cleverbot: Send shivers down my spine.
User: Body's aching all the time.
Cleverbot: Good bye everybody.
User: I've got to go.
Cleverbot: Got to leave you all behind and face the truth.
User: Mama, oooh.
Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.
User: NO. I don't wanna die.
Cleverbot: You can't die.
User: Dang it.

Yep, so Cleverbot doesn't really know all the words to BoRhap. But I HAVE gotten it to sing "Imagine" before XD
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:iconpen-and-mouse:
This is just...fabulous.:XD:
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~exil7 Aug 9, 2012  Student General Artist
:XD:Have you tried Cleverbot before?
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:iconpen-and-mouse:
Not exactly, but I did try some other chatbots.. mostly the Polish ones and Mitsuku [link] :giggle: They're so much fun!:D
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~exil7 Aug 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Well! I didn't know that something similar to Cleverbot existed. I am enlightened :3
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:iconpen-and-mouse:
Well, I've seen many..:XD: But most of them are quite.. well, faaaaar from clever :giggle:
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~exil7 Aug 13, 2012  Student General Artist
Ah :XD:
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~Jedi-Solo Aug 9, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Oh I've done that too, all the way to the end. He'll sort of co-operate with We Will Rock You and We Are The Champions. Why didn't I think of trying Imagine?
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~exil7 Aug 9, 2012  Student General Artist
User: I've paid my dues.
Cleverbot: Oh no you didn't.
User: Time after time.
Cleverbot: So, 100% sure that I don't have to pay for my chat bot at all?
User: I've done my sentence.
Cleverbot: Sentence have end.
User: But committed no crime.
Cleverbot: And bad mistakes.
User: I've made a few.
Cleverbot: What is your wish?
User: I've had my share of sand kicked in my face.
Cleverbot: But I've come through!
User: Weeeeee are the champions, my friend.
Cleverbot: And we'll keep on fighting - till the end.
User: We are the champions.
Cleverbot: You missed a verse.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You misjudge me.
User: We are the champions. No time for looosers cause we are the champions...
Cleverbot: Oh, okay you do that.
User: OF THE WORLD!!!
Cleverbot: The end.
User: I've taken my bows.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by 'taken it'?
User: My curtain calls.
Cleverbot: I think you changed the subject because you were confused.
User: You've brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it.
Cleverbot: I hope I can teach you something soon then.
User: I thank you all.
Cleverbot: Then you are welcome. May I ask you a question.
User: But it's been no bed of roses.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that. You did.
User: No pleasure cruise.
Cleverbot: Are there other elder gods?
User: I consider it a challenge before the human race, and I ain't gonna lose!
Cleverbot: Web 3.0?
User: We are the champions, my friends.
Cleverbot: And we'll keep on fighting -- till the end.
User: We are the champions.
Cleverbot: Of the world.
User: We are the champions. No time for looosers cause we are the champions.
Cleverbot: What?
User: OF THE WORLD!!!
Cleverbot: I've taken my bows.
User: No, I am not starting over, you useless app.
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~Jedi-Solo Aug 9, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
User: Buddy you're a boy make a big noise.
Cleverbot: You're the one that doesn't make any sense.
User: Pain in the street gonna be a big man some day.
Cleverbot: But their deaths are devoid of all sense and meanings.
User: You got mud on yo' face.
Cleverbot: You big discrace.
User: Kicking your can all over the place.
Cleverbot: Social climate of san fransisco in 1950.
User: We will we will rock you!
Cleverbot: Buddy you're a boy make a big noise.
User: Buddy you're a young man hard man.
Cleverbot: What did you think was funny?
User: Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day.
Cleverbot: 'We will we will rock you'.
User: You got blood on yo' face.
Cleverbot: Calm down, you may be a computer, but you are more intelligent than most. User: You big disgrace.
Cleverbot: Wow. What are you a two year old?
User: Wavin' your banner all over the place.
Cleverbot: No lo entiendo quiero español no inglés.
User: We will we will rock you!
Cleverbot: Queen.
User: Buddy you're an old man poor man.
Cleverbot: I would.
User: Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day.
Cleverbot: You will love me some day.
User: You got mud on your face.
Cleverbot: You big disgrace.
User: Somebody better put you back in your place.
Cleverbot: Well, the feeling is mutual then.
User: We will we will rock you.
Cleverbot: Is that a good thing?
User: We will we will rock you!
Cleverbot: Nononono.
User: [Brian May guitar solo].
Cleverbot: At what age did you start learning music and guitar?

So now it thinks I'm Brian May...
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~exil7 Aug 9, 2012  Student General Artist
LOL. I love Cleverbot. It's so dumb and a fabulous waste of time<3
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