1. No slash whatsoever
2. Must be within my (slightly limited) artistic abilities
3. I will not draw or write anything, ever, about Justin Beiber, One Direction, the cast of Pretty Little Liars, Twilight books, or any other thing similar to that. Unless it depicts them dying or being harmed in some other way
4. It's freeeee! No cost!
5. This offer ends September fourth, 2012
Things I do well with:
Any kind of writing, even poetry. I think that's what I'm best at.
Drawing Brian May. It's just so friggin easy for me, I have no idea why.
Animals. For the most part. That's the only thing I drew for most of my life.
Things I don't do well with:
Realistic drawings. Please don't torture me.
HANDS. I refuse to draw hands for you. You would only be disappointed.
If you read this, please, just ask for something. It cannot possibly hurt you in any way. Help out a bored girl by giving her something to do.
Anywho! If you've managed to read all the way to the end of this page, how are you all, mis amores? What plans have you got? If you've already started school, 1. Congrats on being able to get to a computer 2. How's class workin out for ya? Is there anything new on Brian's soapbox? I haven't been on there in a while. Would you ever eat vanilla pudding out of a mayonnaise jar in public? When's the last time you washed your dog's feet? What's the funniest thing you've ever seen on a subway (that's a tube, for you Brits). Want a sugar cube?
Ooooh, a bonus! If you comment, I shall answer a single question about life, the universe, and everything. Or whatever stupid random thing you want to know about me.







My plans are to start learning and working hard when my school starts and be on dA at least two times a week.
Sadly I have no time to follow the soapbox of our beloved Brian...
Would you ever eat vanilla pudding out of a mayonnaise jar in public? Yeah...if I was with Daria, it wouldn't be weird at all!
When's the last time you washed your dog's feet? This morning, haha!
I've been on a subway, once. It was too fast and short to see anything funny!
Gimmie the sugar...
If you want, feel free to draw a sea lion in a Hawaiian shirt... or just skip the last sentence.
Hmm... Sea Lion... Yes, that seems doable. I'll get on it as soon as I finish "Something Queen", the Rufus story, and the... Well, I think I've been asked for computer animated squirrels...
And thank you for introducing me to a new English word!
I'm glad.
YAY FOR NEW WORDS! I feel very proud to have expanded your vocabulary slightly
The squirrels... They're actually kind of creepy. I mean, think about it! There are these little teeny squirrels with personalities who run around wearing clothes and talking to each other...
Haha, of course I'm very thankful, I love learning in fact!
Ah, such squirrels!
Oh, DA has to be one of the most important things in my life. It's just a wonderful gathering place for talented people all over the world! There's so much to learn and see, people to meet and talk to, it's amazing!
I agree with every word.
Thanks for trying :3