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I'm about to go back to school, and once that happens, I shall have hardly any time for my dearest DeviantART! I figured I might as well take advantage of this time that I have left and ask if anybody wants a drawing or a short story done for them. Can be anything you want... Well, almost anything. Rules:
1. No slash whatsoever
2. Must be within my (slightly limited) artistic abilities
3. I will not draw or write anything, ever, about Justin Beiber, One Direction, the cast of Pretty Little Liars, Twilight books, or any other thing similar to that. Unless it depicts them dying or being harmed in some other way :D
4. It's freeeee! No cost!
5. This offer ends September fourth, 2012
Things I do well with:
Any kind of writing, even poetry. I think that's what I'm best at.
Drawing Brian May. It's just so friggin easy for me, I have no idea why.
Animals. For the most part. That's the only thing I drew for most of my life.
Things I don't do well with:
Realistic drawings. Please don't torture me.
HANDS. I refuse to draw hands for you. You would only be disappointed.
If you read this, please, just ask for something. It cannot possibly hurt you in any way. Help out a bored girl by giving her something to do.

Anywho! If you've managed to read all the way to the end of this page, how are you all, mis amores? What plans have you got? If you've already started school, 1. Congrats on being able to get to a computer 2. How's class workin out for ya? Is there anything new on Brian's soapbox? I haven't been on there in a while. Would you ever eat vanilla pudding out of a mayonnaise jar in public? When's the last time you washed your dog's feet? What's the funniest thing you've ever seen on a subway (that's a tube, for you Brits). Want a sugar cube?

Ooooh, a bonus! If you comment, I shall answer a single question about life, the universe, and everything. Or whatever stupid random thing you want to know about me.
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You know how I'm doing, dear. ;)

My plans are to start learning and working hard when my school starts and be on dA at least two times a week.:pray:

Sadly I have no time to follow the soapbox of our beloved Brian...:tears:

Would you ever eat vanilla pudding out of a mayonnaise jar in public? Yeah...if I was with Daria, it wouldn't be weird at all! :lol:

When's the last time you washed your dog's feet? This morning, haha! :D I wash my dogs feet a few times... a day.:XD: Pola loves jumping into the muddy pools.:giggle:

I've been on a subway, once. It was too fast and short to see anything funny! :XD:
Gimmie the sugar...:iconhungryplz:

If you want, feel free to draw a sea lion in a Hawaiian shirt... or just skip the last sentence.:XD:
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~exil7 Aug 30, 2012  Student General Artist
Ah, my dog likes dead animals. They're abundant when you live in the middle of a forest :XD:
Hmm... Sea Lion... Yes, that seems doable. I'll get on it as soon as I finish "Something Queen", the Rufus story, and the... Well, I think I've been asked for computer animated squirrels...
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Ah, Pola loves ALL animals. Dead and alive.:XD: And heeeey, you live in a forest? :eyes: I kind of too... well, surrounded by a forest. And a Fortress.:meow:

And thank you for introducing me to a new English word! :la: Abundant... yeah, being Polish rules.:D

I'm glad.;) Oooh, I'm looking forward to ALL of these... animated squirrels. OH DAMN. :rofl:
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~exil7 Aug 30, 2012  Student General Artist
Yeah! Forests are awesome! :highfive: I love the sound the leaves make when the wind is blowing :3
YAY FOR NEW WORDS! I feel very proud to have expanded your vocabulary slightly :salute:
The squirrels... They're actually kind of creepy. I mean, think about it! There are these little teeny squirrels with personalities who run around wearing clothes and talking to each other...
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I love them, too. :heart: But I hate ticks! :fear: These little ugly creatures are everywhere.:tears:
Haha, of course I'm very thankful, I love learning in fact! :D People here on dA teach me so much every day... it's just amazing: I make wonderful friends, see amazing Art, get FABULOUS feedback... at the same time I get to know different cultures and improve my language skills INCREDIBLY. :jawdrop: dA... I think it's the most wonderful thing that has ever happend to me.. I'm totally serious now. :heart:

Ah, such squirrels! :XD: I think they would rather annoy me.:lol:
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~exil7 Aug 30, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh, ticks, I hate them :P But there are things even WORSE. Hard to believe, I know. There are these little bugs called Japanese Beetles, and they eat all of our rose bushes. I just despise them :shakefist:
Oh, DA has to be one of the most important things in my life. It's just a wonderful gathering place for talented people all over the world! There's so much to learn and see, people to meet and talk to, it's amazing!
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Oh dear...:noes: The only bugs I can tolerate are ladybugs. :meow: And butterflies...:XD:
I agree with every word.:worship:
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Could you please do Kit [link] and Agent S [link] ? :3 Fave style: [link] (No, use your own style if you want XD Just an example of what I find cute!) They have 3 toes on their paws just so you know! (If you'd rather, you can just pick one XD)
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~exil7 Sep 4, 2012  Student General Artist
:( alright, here's the deal: I've tried about twenty times with these little guys, and I am not happy with any of the drawings. I really don't want to disappoint you with this stuff :XD: So if you'd like to pick something other than AC characters, I'd be happy to have a go at that. It seems that you have found my weakness, like Superman and Kryptonite :noes: I really am very sorry to let you down like this...
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:iconacpawz:
Sorry, I have nothing else
Thanks for trying :3
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